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    Monday, April 7th, 2008
    11:12 am
    Some hazardous, others not so much
    So I got this from the city DPW.



    I'm guessing the graphic design intern was told that glue and computer waste was hazardous.
    Sunday, October 7th, 2007
    10:25 pm
    The first pics
    The Ceremony


    The Reception


    The Aftermath
    3:50 pm
    I am a married man.
    Thursday, September 20th, 2007
    12:58 pm
    I win the internet.
    Because I found instructions on how to make bacon.
    Friday, September 7th, 2007
    4:06 pm
    "Fuck you motherfucker, go ahead and hit me, I'll fuck your ass up, bitch."
    Is what the extremely large lady said to me after I gave her the hey-watch-out-you're-crossing-the-street-while-my-light-is-still-green-if-you-weren't-so-massive-I-might-not-have-seen-you-please-be-more-careful-next-time horn tap. I don't think she would've been able to have fucked my motherfucking bitch ass up if I had hit her, but I can't say I'm completely certain. In any case my poor beleaguered Accord would've been on the losing end of that proposition. Seriously, like 350 lbs easy.
    Thursday, August 30th, 2007
    9:48 am
    Best "blog" ever
    The blog of unnecessary quotation marks!
    Wednesday, August 29th, 2007
    2:23 am
    The difference between me and kaz...
    From this ask mefi, posted exactly 1 minute apart.



    I like when my bf joins me before or after business trips, but never during. I'm just too busy and stressed and if I get a free evening all I want to do is veg out at the hotel while he would want to go out, sightsee, etc. That may be part of her weirdness, in addition to a birthday-aversion.
    posted by misskaz at 1:42 PM on August 28 [+] [!]


    If she is cheating on you, she'll feel awful that she's doing it to such a nice guy. and soon after I guess she'll either dump the guy she's cheating with or make a clean breast to you.

    Sure. Keep telling yourself that.

    Obviously, we're only getting the boyfriend's side of this, so if he's inclined toward paranoia there's no way to tell. Changing explanations, change in level of affection, etc points to something fishy going on.
    posted by electroboy at 1:43 PM on August 28 [+] [!]

    To sum up: Kaz, rational optimist. Electroboy, cynical dick. But you already knew that.
    Monday, August 27th, 2007
    1:00 am
    Booker White. Great bluesman, or greatest bluesman? Discuss.
    12:36 am
    From : Internal Revenue Service <service@irs.gov>
    Reply-To : <do-not-reply@irs.gov>
    Sent : Sunday, August 26, 2007 1:52 PM
    Subject : IRS Notification - Fiscal Activity
     
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    After the last annual calculations of your fiscal activity we have determined that you are eligible to receive a tax refund of $176.55. Please submit the tax refund request and allow us 6-9 days in order to process it.

    A refund can be delayed for a variety of reasons. For example submitting invalid records or applying after the deadline.

    To access the form for your tax refund, please click here

    Regards,
    Internal Revenue Service

     

    The IRS link? http://theretopmodel.uwsag.com/forum/includes/index.php. 


    Friday, August 24th, 2007
    1:52 pm
    So, if you could go back in time and kill someone to benefit society, who would it be? I think most people would probably say Hitler or Stalin, but personally, I'd strangle Mr. Thomas Midgley, Jr., inventor of tetraethyl lead and the chlorofluorocarbon. The clever Mr. Midgley beat me to the punch by strangling himself getting out of bed one morning, but not before wreaking havoc on mankind. More about Mr. Midgley's invention can be read in the excellent The Secret History of Lead
    Thursday, August 23rd, 2007
    10:02 am
    Scientific proof of something I've always suspected: Brian Johnson is better than Bon Scott.
    Wednesday, August 22nd, 2007
    1:13 pm
    ---------- Forwarded message ----------
    From: Smyth Jewelers
    Date: Aug 22, 2007 12:28 PM
    Subject: Your rings are ready!
    To: XXX.XXXX@gmail.com


    Dear Ms. Ladyfriend,

    Thank you for your request. We always look forward to helping you find the answers to your questions.

    The two rings you asked about are now in stock. We welcome you to drop by, try them on for size and provide the engraving instructions to our "customer service" department. You need no appointment. Just come in during our regular store hours & we'll do the rest!

    We look forward to your visit and appreciate the opportunity to serve you.



    Sincerely,


    Your friends at Smyth Jewelers



    1. I wonder what goes on in the "customer service" department.
    2. It doesn't show up here, but the first and last lines are in a different font than the paragraph about the rings, implying that those two sentences are appended to every email that is sent.
    3.  "We always look forward to helping you find the answers to your questions." is just stupid, stupid, stupid.

    Tuesday, August 21st, 2007
    11:38 pm
    Why was I not informed of this earlier?!?
    Wednesday, August 15th, 2007
    11:14 pm
    I hate that you're all having fun posting to your LJs and snarking it up in #predicate. But I have a new job that seems really good and I don't want to fuck it up.
    Monday, June 25th, 2007
    1:12 pm
    So Victor says he was too busy with the house this weekend to come to Chicago, but this cameraphone picture I took at the State CTA stop says different
    Monday, June 18th, 2007
    12:15 am
    In no particular order, photos of what's going on....
    The future Mrs

    The garden

    The bees
    Tuesday, May 22nd, 2007
    1:03 pm
    Saturday, May 19th, 2007
    6:13 pm
    This makes me feel vaguely dirty, but that's never stopped me before, so here goes....
    Leave me a comment and I'll...
    1. Tell you why I friended you.
    2. Associate you with something - a song, a colour, a photo, etc.
    3. Tell you something I like about you.
    4. Tell you a memory I have of you.
    5. Associate you with a character.
    6. Ask something I've always wanted to know about you.
    7. Tell you my favourite user picture of yours.
    8. Ask you to post this in your LJ in return.
    Wednesday, April 25th, 2007
    10:15 pm
    Ever wondered what 10,000 Russian bees looked like?
    Me too. Apparently they look something like this:

    Wednesday, April 11th, 2007
    4:33 pm
    From the Treaty of Versailles...
    Article 246

    Within six months from the coming into force of the present Treaty, Germany will restore to His Majesty the King of the Hedjaz the original Koran of the Caliph Othman, which was removed from Medina by the Turkish authorities and is stated to have been presented to the ex-Emperor William II.

    Within the same period Germany will hand over to His Britannic Majesty's Government the skull of the Sultan Mkwawa which was removed from the Protectorate of German East Africa and taken to Germany.

    The delivery of the articles above referred to will be effected in such place and in such conditions as may be laid down by the Governments to which they are to be restored.
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